This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
Conclusion: Jellyfishes have befriended God
Having autism/ alexithymia is like “You made me feel something and in 3-5 business days when I figure out what it was, then you’ll be sorry!”
for the entire time Baldur’s Gate 3 has been out, not to mention early access, I have not seen a single correctly colored tiefling, so I suppose I have to do everything by myself around here.
me, suddenly connecting the dots on which mutuals are reblogging this:
this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them
And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea
The statement shouldn’t be taken as Ford being unhappy with the animals nammed after him, BTW. He actually loves snakes and what he said about this most recent one, which has bright copper eyes, was reminiscent of the genuine love of animals shown by people like Steve Erwin exhibit: “The snake’s got eyes you can drown in, and he spends most of the day sunning himself by a pool of dirty water — we probably would’ve been friends in the early ‘60s,” Ford said in a characteristically dry statement.
English added by me :)
*coughing blood and covered in wounds, on one knee, gripping my sword planted on the ground… And yet, smiling* Heh… And yet, despite everything… *I start glowing with mysterious power* I stay silly!
Chinese sellers on Aliexpress are trying to sell giant land snail eggs as “Little Hatch Toys” which is adorable and hilarious except of course that this is the most illegal animal in the United States and even a zoo or scientific institution would get in trouble for having any
The fact that snails are top tier invasive species threats is such common knowledge in all the nature hobbies and sciences I constantly forget that I need to explain it. Why wouldn’t they be? They’re just non-stop eating machines that breed exponentially and the bigger they are the fewer predators they have. In Hawaii these have driven at least dozens, possibly hundreds of plants and animals extinct over the past few decades.
“It’s raining in Tottori, but above the clouds, the sky must be full of stars”. Japan. Text and photography by ハタユカ
@hatayuka_
poetry and van gogh
Anaïs Nin, Shane Neilson, Marin Sorescu, Ocean Vuong, Anzhelina Polonskaya, Vincent van Gogh




















